Well I am sure everyone has heard of Toll Free Calls. Well children this forum is now a TROLL FREE FORUM.

Yes Wolf and Ezlo are banned. I had announced this late last night and I am pleased to say they are finally gone.

I do want to however, say a note to our administration. I am not good at debating. Its not something im good at; however I am very wise and I usually have a nack for good decisions... in the beginning we said "No Wolf" and then you guys thought I was an idiotic, unfair moron who didn't want to give a guy a chance. I responded to high criticism by meeting the wolf supporters needs. I am going to say something right now I want all admins to understand. When I say something there is a reason for it, I am not good at explaining things or debating things and I generally don't want to be bothered with such a thing. We gave wolf his chance and he probably should not have stayed as long as he did. At any rate I do want to say to our Admins. Do not doubt me. I know I tend to be reckless and stubborn; and even then my stubbornness gas gotten us far. Saving Birdwoman from prison, to excellent salesmen ship in getting two new donaters, and there is other things I guess I could give myself credit for even outside server related such as saving BIRDGIRL from suicide. Oh I also want to note all Admins are to watch out for her; any mistreatment towards her me and Birdwoman will gouge out your eyes. That is quoted directly from birdwoman (the gouging out eyes part). Anyway do not doubt me... People have been tending to doubt me on many accounts including myself. I have doubted my own capabilities but I have made it through. I simply asking the administration to not doubt me so much. Bringing wolf back in here was a miserably horrible decision; it just is you can argue it all you want it just is.

It disgusts me how cocky they were too. Funny thing about Ezlo and Wolf was... they thought I banned Ezlo simply based off "Grid like movements" and Because he got lots of headshots. Fact is... he didn't get lots of headshots. Infact ezlo is a shitty sniper. Yes he is a shitty sniper; and it was always funny how he could miss long range but then always hit at close range at a ridiculous angle not even faceing the enemy player and manage to get a headshot or any kill that was in scope. Yes there are testimonies that say "Ezlo Sucks at sniping" Darpa has said it, Dragon has said it, Dex has said it, and even I have said it.

We didn't catch him because we felt he was doing "too good". We caught him because he does a shitty fucking job all the time and then suddenly "sprouts skill out of his ass". The situation was looked into deeply I had asked a large variety of the FPSB community and they said yes he was aimbotting. Birdwoman looked at the demos her self and claimed aimbotting. I watched these demos six times and claimed aimbotting. Dragon had watched them says aimbot winston says aimbot. Infact the only person who wouldnt have supported Ezlo off the bat and said he wasn't aiming was Dr.Frank; who and I quote "Now I didn't even look at the demos but he sure sounds innocent to me!". You know because in normal court cases you are supposed to disregard evidence.

Fortunately this wasn't a court case which is good because I dont know how much more spam birdwoman could take from wolf. Thats right the two faggots spammed the FUCK outta her to get her to change her mind and started harassing her. She had a panic attack and wolf has been banned from the server...

I'am going to make something very clear. I do whats right and I fight to keep this place nice and pure not full of assholes and faggots. I work hard at my job and I like to think I help make this server feel safer and be safer altogether. Infact I had a testimony from a parent.

Thats right a parent of a player wanted to talk to me saying I was handling situations the right way and was being sure to look out for each player. Birdwoman is very kind... sometimes too kind. Me and her are tired of having to be nice we feel we are being pushed around... so if you push us... we will shoot you. plain and simple. You fuck with us, you're banned. Simple as that. We do a lot for this server and the amount of SHIT we both get is absoloutley unacceptable.

BIRDWOMAN should NEVER have to get a PANIC ATTACK from a forum about GAMEING!

OF ALL THINGS GAMEING! something completely and totally recreational. Yes you should all be deeply ashamed of yourselves. Were doing something nice and all you can do is criticize us hard and not take us seriously.

So as stated before if you wont take us seriously we will just have to be harder on you all. This server is flourishing it is in an excellent time of growth we are getting new players of all sorts and I had just talked two people into donateing and YES IM GETTING MORE PEOPLE! We will get MORE PEOPLE.

At any rate the trolls are gone so hopefully Gabehabe who was a signifgant donater will be back with us, neotifa, and many more people who have been scared away by wolf.

I am going to close this by saying me and amy are not going to take shit from anyone anymore we will be very hard on you if we have to we dont care who you are.

That is all.

I pledge to put my support behind any descision the administration makes. All who are with me say Aye!

ITS A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

Yeah, were not dealing with anymore of this bullshit. Tired of it me and birdwoman are going to start truly enforcing. This is a good step towards a brighter community

Aye aye capitan, even though I doubt anyone still remembers me.

Yeah I remember you

I was wondering where neotifa and gabehabe went...

He didn't scare me away, I've just been too busy >_>

It's okay don't be embaressed besides they gone and they look extra stupid now "ILL BE BACK BIRDMAN ILL BE BACK!!!"

*2 Months Later*

"Cricket chirping here"